What heavenly wonder is that? Did God just belch? Has this person died and gone to heaven only to find out it’s not some Cumulus-ridden cloudscape full of angels playing harps, but instead a modern concrete hell hole full of parked cars.
Follow those voices, follow them! And find out whence these majestic sounds are coming from. Behold! Tis angels with halos glowing above their delicate heads! Or it could just be a choir rehearsing in a car park because the acoustics are good. Nah, it’s angels in hoodies.
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So, if you’ve been following the cricket, well, maybe you should get a life. Only kidding, if you’ve been following it you’ll have been witness to England kicking Australia’s convict-descended asses.
It’s like they weren’t even trying, like they knew from the start that England were going to wipe the floor with them, then wipe their butts with them too, just to add insult to injury. Now it’s time to celebrate, unless you’re Australian then maybe drink to forget.
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When you’ve just made the beast with two backs, done some horizontal jogging, played hide the sausage, then you want the world to know about it, right?
And what better way to express your virility than to put that hot love action into a song and shout it from the rooftops; let your friends know, your parents, your wife.
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So, it now seems the iPad is the musical instrument du jour for the discerning pop star about town. And playing live? Forget using a stage, that was so 1998.
Now it’s all about an impromptu gig at your local mobile phone retailer, preferably you have a friend who works there and can grant you access to the iPad store cupboard. More street than concrete!
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Nick Clegg, a man who’s a walking contradiction, a man who sounded the death knell for his party. Ho ho. Ah well, not that it really matters, all politicians are full of shit and Nicky here is no exception.
Or maybe this was his plan all along, and he was a sleeper agent planted by the Conservatives to destroy the Lib Dems annihilating their party from British politics forever, turning generation iRiot into anarchists — in which case he’s been a roaring success. Bravo.
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Ah yes, the noble cause of highlighting the disgusting genocide of an entire people by a barbarous and fascist state. The systematic murder of millions of men, women, and children.
And then taking that, and practically farting in its lofty eyes by making a funny-voiced musical out of it. This time it’s Ralph Fiennes’s Nazi butcher Amon Goeth who gets the whimsical treatment. Lawl.
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Well, well. Get your NSFW hunch on because this one’s not only got mutating naked flesh in it, but it’s weird as well. So not only will colleagues/loved ones/the cat think you’re a pervert, which they probably do anyway if they’ve ever looked at your search history.
But the morphing orgy of melting bodies growing out from one another will certainly put you on the 4chan-wouldn’t-even tolerate-this freak list. But don’t worry about all that, it’s worth it for the hot chicks.
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Ah. Dan Bull returns with one of his achingly addictive raps about an issue with which we can all relate. How tenacious of him. The first casualty of war is truth. He’s right. You can always tell when politicians are lying. Look carefully at their mouth, if their lips move, then that’s the indication.
Puppetry, not democracy – another good point. And in America’s case, it was a chimp puppet that was doing the nefarious deeds. Bush – surely the worst proponent of the kind of stuff Bull is against. There’s one thing I disagree with, though. Wikileaks is good, but the best site ever? Clearly never been on Facebook, mate.
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