So, if you’ve been following the cricket, well, maybe you should get a life. Only kidding, if you’ve been following it you’ll have been witness to England kicking Australia’s convict-descended asses.

It’s like they weren’t even trying, like they knew from the start that England were going to wipe the floor with them, then wipe their butts with them too, just to add insult to injury. Now it’s time to celebrate, unless you’re Australian then maybe drink to forget.