
It’s a pretty simple formula that Patrice O’Neal has for telling how hot a white woman is. Some people aren’t going to like it but he sure is the funny. The way to test how funny is to see how much your stomach hurts after watching this.
As he states, people remember a missing white woman but if you’re another nationality and you disappear off the face of the earth, well you better hope your family cares for you a lot, because no one else does.
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If you’re thinking generously this Christmas and you want to buy your little one a bike for them to get all excited about on Christmas morning, then you might want to go somewhere else other than Halfords.
There are stories of people buying bikes where Halfords have put the forks on backwards, so this advert is a more accurate portrayal than the original one.
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This may come as a surprise to some people, but on the internet folks like to argue. Yep, it’s true. I know, shocking isn’t it, it’s hard to believe that anyone can disagree. But they can.
And so icons of Star Trek and Star Wars recently took to the internet arguing that their franchise reigned supreme. When things got personal, George Takei–the only actor who has worked in both–stepped in to broker the peace by identifying a mutual threat.
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‘They mostly? come out on ice…..Mostly’ – You can keep your Lion Kings, your Fantasias, your Beauty and the Beasts, this is where it’s at when it comes to putting films on ice. This is something the whole family can enjoy.
It might not be the most festive, but who cares when it has Ripley in that big yellow crane thing. And so what if they can’t skate that well, it’s not about the skating, it’s about setting awesome 80s movies in an ice rink. Next they should do Predator and Die Hard. For. The. Win.
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After years of biting his lip, having to put up with so many turds coming onto the X-Factor stage over the years, making total dickwads of themselves, voiceover guy finally gets to speak his mind.
While he’s venting spleen, Barlow’s new diet isn’t going well and girl group Little Mix unite the little mingers of the world in song…
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You’re in for an audiovisual treat as the endearingly cute voice of Nataly Dawn and the toe-tapping beats of Jack Conte (aka the musical force that is Pomplamoose) are complimented with the puppet-like stop-motion dancing of the beautiful Motilo models to give you a sublime few minutes of pop perfection–and a little respite from your daily routine.
It’s all part of the new, improved and exciting Motilo.com. They’ve been working away behind the scenes to bring you the best fashion & shopping experience. Have a look at the tutorial & give it a try.
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When someone mentions the word orchestra, visions of grand music and energetic conductors come to mind—add to that some guitars, a drum kit, and the latest tech, plus influences that include electronica, dance music, folk, rock, dubstep, hip-hop, jazz and contemporary classical.
Mix it all together and you have Chris Wheeler’s Heritage Orchestra, bucking the orchestral stereotype to create a new type of music for a new type of audience. Click here for more info.
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If the film Angry Birds was adapted by Tarantino and Guy Richie, this is how it might turn out, the pigs as gangsters and the birds as women (I see what they did there).
They should really consider making it like this, it’ll be a much better effort than some CGI-riddled piece of crap aimed at kids.
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