Remember that scene in the movie Deliverance? Nah, not that one with the Dueling Banjos, but the other one, in the woods with the rednecks, and that fat guy who looks like a pig.
Yeah, exactly, harrowing wasn’t it. Well, now the tables have been turned as a redneck gets a taste of what it feels like to be Andy Dufresne?
Sharing a cell with a hairy man-ape whose sexual tastes are unknown is a situation you should try and avoid. Where’s Morgan Freeman when you need him…”Squeal like a piggy boy!!!”
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Lets face it, pranking a chick is up there with fast & violent foriegn objects making contact with your nuts, it never fails to draw you in to see just how far the pleasure (or pain) envelope can be pushed!
This might be a mean trick to play on someone but it’s better finding this in your bed than a decapitated horse’s head.
What he should’ve done is drag a stinking drunken tramp off the street in to the house and told him to get in the bed. We can but dream!
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You’ve been to the website, got the app. on your phone and now you can watch the film – The only thing really left is to buy the Tee Shirt!
For those of you unfamiliar with the premise, the film is loosely based on the book ‘The Accidental Billionaires’ and it chronicles the foundation and rise of Facebook. By all accounts it actually looks pretty damn decent.
Let’s hope the nerdcore in us all can put the horrors of ‘Hackers’ to rest when this hits the big screen in October!
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Clare Stages Rally – Ireland: Now this is my kind of co-driver, swearing like a drunken sailor in a storm who’s just stubbed his toe, screaming obscenities at the car in front like a man possessed.
He may be foul-mouthed but at least he’s incredibly passionate. LMAO
Proof that road rage can go ‘off-road’ too!
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Oh God, someone plz rip out my eyes with a blunt wooden stake and feed me to the wolves, Twilight is back in town…….But WAIT!
Now this is more like it. I’d be screaming my throat dry & weeping profusely from maddening lust if this was what the Twilight movies were like: Sweet-ass chicks making out in their underwear.
Robert Pattinson, go suck a sparkly dick!
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I don’t want to panic anyone but, we’re doomed! When animals start using technology – like in this video – we know we’re in trouble.
I’ll admit the redneck hunting down these technophile creatures is probably still marvelling at his opposable thumbs, but still. I wouldn’t want to go hunting anything that knows how to communicate using wireless technology.
I think he might need a bigger gun. Or GPS. Or some friends with Bluetooth.
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So there I was minding my own outside the British seat of power, when I heard the distant but unmistakable roar of a Formula One motor.
No? It can’t be! Holy crap I thought, and turned on my camera and there it was coming to a pit stop right on Parliament Square – The Red Bull F1 car driven by Mark Webber. WTF!?
Since when have the streets of London been a race track? This isn’t Monaco. And then like that it was gone.
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No doubt you have so much talent you’re overwhelmed by it, leaving you an inert slob stagnating in front of a computer screen. Well it’s time to stand proud and show the world the creative slob you really are.
If you can juggle rice while playing the banjo with your teeth, the world needs to see it. It’s imperative to everybody’s well being, especially yours.
So do your thing, record it and send it in. Unlike your physical health, don’t let your talents go to waste.
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