There’s a message here. Always read the small print. Especially if you’re dealing with Hollywood stars. They’re used to getting anything they want, whenever they choose – whether that be a dozen white doves, a wellington filed with red M&Ms, or enough cocaine to fell a whale.

Danny De Vito ain’t no different, as this poor producer can attest. There’s a lot I’d do for my work, but male fellatio isn’t one of them. Then again…it IS Danny De Vito. Ah – what the hell.