Have you heard about that new movie coming out with Natalie Portman, where she’s a ballet dancer who loses her mind? Yeah, me neither. But there is one and it’s got a Portman/Mila Kunis cud-munching scene.

Starting to sound a little more intriguing now, huh? Well, don’t bother going to see it, got that sex scene for you right here. How’s that for money saving ideas over the festive season? Happy perving.