This poor dog knows there’s something wrong. His canine sensors are going haywire, he knows he’s about to be embarassed, but, he doesn’t quite know why. Something isn’t quite right. Everyone’s looking at him and his legs feel weird.

Ah well, he thinks, I’ll just set off anyway. That woman behind the camera seems to think it’d be a good idea, and I can’t stand here forever. Here goes… Oh no, this isn’t right at all. Not at all. What the fuck’s happening to my legs? Jesus. I need a lie down. Stop laughing. No, seriously.