School field trips are always debatable days of boredom, kids being sick on the coach and arguments. No one wants to be there, not the kids, the teachers, or the people involved at whereever you’ve decided to visit. Indeed, school trips should be crap. But never racist.

The story this fella tells is hilarious. Yeah it harks to the dark days of slavery and the old stereotypes of ‘cotton pickers’, but if you can recount the tale in this way, it’s pure stand up material. OK, I know, he’s sitting down. But Chris Rock, eat your heart out – this guy knows how to tell a story.