Yay Adam Buxton, yay! Buxto Buckles knows what the Festive Xmas Seasonings is all about, it’s about Morrissey songs being featured out of context and causing controversy when, really, who gives a fuckeroo?

All everyone really cares about is whether their loved ones and hated ones are going to get them an iPad 2. If they really did care for you then they’d know material goods are a manifestation of unconditional love.