On Thursday July 21, 2011 space shuttle Atlantis landed in Cape Canaveral, Florida, ending NASA’s 30-year space shuttle program. And now, landing on Mars, colonising the moon, achieving cosmic enlightenment — all that is gone because of you.

Now because of that, the aliens are going to attack us and wipe us of the face of the cosmos. Well done everyone, you’ve ruined everything. Well done.