Get ready for some bedazzling bum-chum broomstick action and make with the lolz people as cut-up maverick Cassetteboy sinks his magnetic fangs into the latest Harry Botter and rips it a newbie making it a far more entertaining film in this short trailer than the entire lametard movie franchise in its entirety.

Yeah, that’s right, Harry Potter sucks Voldemort’s hairy ass crack. Still, it makes for an interesting twist in the formulaic plot!