Christianity’s a funny thing — in American high schools Christian girls want to remain virgins until they’re married so practice something called “God’s Loophole”.
That means having anal sex instead so they can remain “pure” for their husbands — and this is a song all about it.
You’ve got more chance of being struck by lightning while waving around a winning lottery ticket than you have of finding a pack of double-yolk eggs.
But while you might not find a whole pack, these guys have developed a phone app that can detect double-yolk eggs using magic — well, hacked firmware and ultrasound pulses.
Once a man turns 42, society no longer has any use for him so he gets shipped off to a care home to live out his years doing, like, whatever, no one gives a fuck.
At least, that’s the premise behind this sketch from The Armando Iannucci Shows — it’s funny, depressing, and way too close to home if you’re anywhere near 40.
Meet Ralph H. Baer, he’s the German-born inventor of the Magnavox Odyssey, the first gaming console ever.
So if you call yourself a gamer and you don’t know who this guy is, quickly watch this and get up to speed and we’re say no more about it.
Stop what you’re doing, because you’re going to want to hear this new track from producing legend and musical polymath Howie B.
Back with new album Down With The Dawn, the DJ, producer, and artist draws from his trip hop and electronic roots with a track full of laidback beats and downtempo stylings.
It was one of the greatest videos of the 1980s, A-ha’s “Take On Me”, where a woman gets it on with a comic book character.
And now comic book character incarnate Harry Hill does his own unique take on it, with added giant sausage.
You might know how to grow a moustache, but do you know the proper way to get rid of one?
You can’t just cut it off and be done, you have to slowly shave it off and make a massive deal of it before turning it into a lama and giving it a proper Viking funeral.
Sometimes nothing says it better than childish, puerile humour, especially when it comes to taking the piss out of saccharine, turdy Christmas ads.
So enjoy Ant and Dick and the Gingerbread man dicking about with a load of dicks at the dicker table.
