The great thing about a segway is that it allows really, really fat people to move around without having to burn off any precious calories.
Problem is, they’re really hard to navigate — at least they are if you’re taking driving lessons from these guffheads.
If you’ve got nothing to do with your laser pen now that you’ll get arrested for shining them in passing helicopters and your cat’s lost interest, why not try this?
Take one along to a birthday party or celebration, position yourself covertly and start popping away.
Jeremy Clarkson “enjoys” a ride in the smallest car in the world — and he doesn’t look ridiculous one bit. No siree, not one iota, not one dot.
OK, maybe he looks a little bit silly, what with him being quite tall and all. But it’s all part of the day job.
We’ve all been to Luzaville at some point in our lives — it’s 5am the narcotics you ingested are now a distant memory of stomach pains and spangled lips.
All that’s left is to board the night bus, stop in the all-night offie, and drink yourself into oblivion.
If laughter is the best medicine, then qualm your outrage at the Jimmy Saville scandal with a dose of this video.
It’s wrong on so many levels, but don’t let that put you off because it’s also hilarious.
Professor Brian Cox, the pinup boy of physics, takes us on a journey into this trousers.
A place where we can witness the splendours of his giant balls as they burst into life.
A stripped back musical jam is laid down in this tranquil track from musician Jamie Cullum. Taking his song “Love Ain’t Gonna Let You Down” from “The Pursuit” album back to its bare roots, he needs nothing more than a piano and his voice to create an ambient and sublime rendition.
Part of Yamaha’s Silent Sessions series. With it he manages to bring peace and serenity to the concrete landscape of an inner city.
The sound engineer is the alchemist of the music industry, transforming base singing into pop gold.
If you actually heard most singers in the recording studio, you’d be surprised at how many cats they drown.
