60,000 Dominos (Personal Record)
When you’re not getting laid regularly, this is what you occupy your time with: Dominos. Sixty thousand of them.
It’s pretty much the same as a relationship though, you build ‘em up then knock ‘em down. Zing!
Big Train – Work Place W@nking
Simon Pegg is none to happy about his neighbour from “Spaced”, Brian, coming in to tell him that they’ll no longer be able to relieve corporate tension in their office the way they used to.
But would you be happy? They’re taking away a fundamental human right, someone call Amnesty International and tell them Simon Pegg’s human rights are being abused. Or, not being abused. Or something.
The Gift
Directed by Carl E. Rinsch, ‘The Gift’ Belongs to the “pararell Lines” Phillips Cinema campaning.
Set in Russia, The Gift is a Sci-Fi short with “I, Robot” style mecha a mysterious box and with a savage chase sequence on it. Enjoy.
Traveller Fight Swipe
First it was teenagers in gangs, then it was teenagers who pretended to be in gangs but were really just bullied, now feuding Irish travellers have taken to YouTube to issues threats with their enemies.
The good news is that it’s unintentionally hilarious, so grab a beverage, get comfy, and wait for the lulz.
Hello Courtney
I’m not entirely sure what this young lady is attempting to achieve. If she’s trying to be sexy it’s a hilarious fail. Likewise if she’s trying to be funny.
If it’s meant as a genuine spoof of the Hello Kitty franchise it’s just plain sad. If your specific fetish is watching prostitutes eating cat food though, it’s a resounding win!
Chips, Cheese, Trams and Es
When you think of the Scottish capital Edinburgh, you might think of castles and kilts and Robert Burns and comedy festivals. Well think again!
All the real Edinburghians know it’s all about the fried food, the melted dairy products to put atop that fried food — and drugs.
Magic Meerkat Moments
If you spend enough time wandering around a creature’s natural environment with a camera, they will just see you as part of the landscape and come and sit on your head.
Don’t try this in a strip club though, the bouncers are predisposed to not see the funny side…
Smashing Up Vinyl: Crazy DJ Brandon Block
The horror….the horror of it all! How could humanity allow a crazed DJ, armed with a sledgehammer and an assortment of other wrecking tools to be let loose on precious vinyl? It makes no sense.
But wait. before you all form an online movement akin to KONY to stop this wanton vinyl vandalism, it seems that this is in aid of a good cause – Dance Aid. As you were people. Order can now be restored.
