It’s hard to even look into the mournful eyes of this pasta munching feline without being filled head to toe with emphatic sorrow. It’s like the Swamp of Sadness from The Neverending Story.
So moving is his gaze that Parry Gripp was inspired to create this audio odyssey in it’s honour.
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For his heinous crimes against Tesco and bringing the entire name of TV chefs into disrepute, klepto culinary criminal Antony Worrall Thompson is packed off to Lambshank Prison to serve out his sentence.
But how will this furry squirrel of a man endure the brutal realities of incarceration? Will he survive? Can Morgan Freeman help him whip up a mean chorizo and couscous stuffed marrow? Time will tell…
This advert is about as real as modern society’s standards of beauty. If you’re looking at a picture of a celebrity in a magazine, 9 times out of 10 they have been photoshopped within an inch of their lives.
The other 1 out of 10 is when they’re looking about as hot as Britney when she shaved her head.
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We all hate them, you walk out at lunch time to get yourself a shitty tuna baguette from Pret and before you get to the door you’re pounced on by a charity mugger. Ugh!
When will they learn, learn that they have no place in society and that harassing people on the street as they go about their business is not a job. It’s lame.
If you’ve done all the usual tourist trap activities then what could be better than a bungee jump that includes a free one-way trip down the rapids! Bargain!
The only thing worse than getting an impromptu dip like this is being the next person in the queue.
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Most male aftershave aspires to radiate an attractive scent that will drive the olfactory facilities of the average female wild with pure sexual want.
But real men smell differently, not like honeysuckle and jasmine on a spring dawn in the Costwolds. No, they smell of pies and stale farts and beer. Rawr!
Robbyn Magby lands not one but two 720 double flips off the kicker at Riley skatepark in Farmington Hills, MI. Filmed with a Redlake N3 high speed camera at 1,000 frames per second.
I had a go on a skateboard the other day. Tried to do an ollie. I fell in a bush. it’s harder than it looks.
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We all know the perils of going on holiday: arguing with the other half about where to eat, buying tacky gifts that looked awesome in 90 degree heat, and being sat on by elephants. That last one can put a real damper on moving around and sightseeing and stuff, so do try to avoid it if you can.
But if you can’t, then at least get some insurance that covers getting trampled on by large land mammals. Epic Failage.
