If you like your Parkour to come with flaming jogging bottoms and seemingly impossible jumps made by guys with balls the size of asteroids then you might be partial to the antics unveiled in this here video.
Even if those sort of things don’t get you wet then you’ll still be impressed by this series of stunts, shot for a Channel 4 documentary called ‘Concrete Circus’.
Nothing to see here, just an ass on wheels racing a mobile trainer. OK, I lied, there’s lots to see here as these two strange vehicles duke it out in the desert.
If you want to know why, then shame on you. The mystery of this weirdness is what makes it so fun, so don’t try and find out why this happened or who…OK, it’s a Diesel advert.
It doesn’t exactly blow your mind as it’s pretty obvious how they filmed it, but every so often it still tricks your eye into seeing things the wrong way up.
It might look like fun mucking about upside down but I bet it’s none too warm. If that was me I wouldn’t need a drill to get back out, I’d be able to cut my way through the ice using only my nipples!
Gordon F#CKING RAMSAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!! If you’ve just gone back to work and you feel a bit angry at the world for ruining your festive slumber, then why not take a leaf out of Mr Angry’s book?
So instead of treating your colleagues or subordinates as equals, look at them as common muck, pond life, lower than amoebas, the kind of runny dog shit you cross the street to avoid stepping in.
Whatever sick, degenerate disease that’s afflicted Jersey Shore has somehow become airborne and is now spreading at a rapid rate.
So be careful out there, because one day you’ll be a normal human being going to work and enjoying life, the next you’ll turn into one of these. The horror.
Yeah, why DO headphones get so tangled? Bloody things. And just what is it with rainbows and all those colours and that? Crazy really, just how do they appear, do leprechauns take a shit or something?
Well, thankfully Vsauce is here to shine the light of wisdom down our tunnels of ignorance and illuminate our minds with the wonders of science. Fuck yeah!
All those looking-back-at-the-year types shows and articles are generally pretty shitty, full of boring crap that you hated the first time round, let alone seeing it again.
But this is different, because it’s Cassetteboy and he makes famous people say funny stuff and swear, which is what the world needs more of. Have a LOL at 2011, it’s been a shitter of a year.
You may laugh and mock all you want, but the truth is you don’t really know if they exist or not. Do you? They fly in a different light that humans can’t see. The only way you can see them is if you devote your life to finding them.
This dude knows what i’m talking about, he knows that to make us all believe he needs to get some evidence that no one could ever refute, however dangerous it might be. This is his story. ‘Listen to the trees’
