The tide has turned, in these end days, it’s no longer cool to hate the police. That was so 1988. Get with the 21st century.
It’s now the cool thing to help out your local constabulary, so pick up a truncheon, put a blue tit on your head, and go crack some skulls!
Mount & Blade, the medieval war game has got a mod where the action is transferred to modern day Glasgow, which is pretty medieval anyway so it should be a perfect fit.
So you get extreme football hooliganism, rioting and urban chaos, not unlike what’s been going on in London and other cities over the past few days.
If you think football’s a pretty cool sport, it’s played by a bunch of overpaid drama queens compared to this. Look at them jumping through the air to high-kick the ball.
In feudal Japan, this is the sport you’d imagine the covert warriors of the ruling classes undertaking in their downtime. Perhaps breaking out into a full combat situation that will see teams of ninjas facing off against each other.
Aloe Blacc’s new track, “Tonight Downtown”, is all about partying hard after a hard day’s work. It’s a subject matter we’re all familiar with, no doubt, so why not add your own personal spin on it by creating a remix of the track using the GoMix Facebook app.
You even get to use the original session files, because Mr Blacc is nice like that, interpreting them as you see fit. Dubstep it, make a hardcore gabba version, or turn it into a metalcore epic. The man himself will then review your handiwork and choose his favs to be announced online.
If you shop in Poundland, get your trainers from Sports direct, and consider finding 10p on the floor a great victory, then these guys are your champions. What with the world economy eating itself, we’re all going to be rapping with dem bludkis soon.
Don’t be ashamed that you shower in the rain, that the Tesco Value range is too pricey for you, these guys have got your back.
“Cwmbran is a new town in Wales within the historic boundaries of Monmouthshire, and county borough of Torfaen. It was established in 1949 to provide new employment opportunities in the south eastern portion of the South Wales Coalfield.
Cwmbrân means “valley of the crow” in the Welsh language. It is twinned with Bruchsal, Germany and Carbonne, France.” Basically it’s more street than concrete.
Those trees might look all innocent, standing there all tall and that, growing real slow and looking like they’re just minding their own, enjoying the sunlight and ingesting carbon dioxide.
But! There’s another side to them, a side that it takes a special kind of person to see. And believe me, these guys are very special indeed.
Still lamenting the death of the beehive-haired one? Then you can weep tears of empty hope at this turntablist tribute to the queen of binge. And its pretty damn funky.
So pour yourself a glass of something strong, neck some small tablets of something illegal and roll a fat one of something fragrant. And enjoy.
