Beware, you are about to enter a world that exists within another world inside a cocoon of worlds known as the meta-parody. You think it’s a piss take against Jesus and all those God-botherers but then some dude comes on and starts singing about God-haters.
It’s all so confusing. Can’t we just hate everything and have done with it? Just a general sceptical hatred for all religions and belief-systems the world over?
Be mindful of those cheap flight bargains. You think you’re getting a deal for 50p, but just step back for a minute. 50p? That’s less than a pack of crisps. Something’s up, the small print! Read it.
And you’ll find out that they charge £300 for credit card bookings, £1000 for luggage, an arm for booking fees, a leg to book in early. And your soul for the privilege of booking seats together. Fecking feckers.
You must remember that episode of Bottom where they club the gas man to near death for trying to intrude upon their home and undertake such heinous crimes as trying to read their gas meter. HOW. VERY. DARE. HE.
It was one of the best episodes, subtly portraying the urban angst of living with Rick and Vyvyan from The Young Ones when they’re all grown up. But there was always one thing missing, why was there never a song made from splicing the episode together with some techno beats? Well now that feat has been achieved.
Time to get all ‘Hotel California’ and repeat the mantra, “You can check in, but you can never leave”, which is true in your case because you are running the place. Keep the demanding guests happy at ALL costs!
It might sound like a pretty weird basis for a game but it is strangely addictive as your hotel fills up and your guests get evermore demanding (what do they need all those batteries for?) and angry – good luck! — Click HERE to play.
It was a time when a children’s cartoon about magic talking ponies became an epic opera across the infinity of space. My Little Pony has never sounded so badass.
But that’s what happens when you synch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (awww) with the StarCraft 2 cinematic launch trailer. You get the power of awesome.
So Mr Fry goes off to Harvard University and is awarded the 2011 Lifetime Achievement Award from the Humanist Chaplaincy. But it being Stephen “Stud Muffin” Fry, a young woman can’t help but throw herself at him figuratively in song.
And her banjo serenade means offering her womb to him so she can have lots of little Frys running around, buying Apple products and generally being posh and clever. She’s totally hot for Steve and she’s not afraid of announcing it. In song. To a room full of strangers.
Now this looks like an Oscar winning movie, with no doubt some superb performances from some of the finest young actors and actresses from merry olde England.
And if nothing else, the film should win some sort of accolade, maybe a Nobel prize or Pulitzer, for the title. It’s not just naked women and money shots that the porn industry gifts us all with, but also some incredible puns. Lest we forget.
The short but eventful life of Bieber has been filled with all that is truly great about the human spirit. Adversity, being really small and a bunch of other stuff that justifies the movie, so the producers can cash that cow.
Just in time before his balls head south and he’s just another washed up crack head bi-winning and snorting porn stars up his ear. Because it’ll happen. It happens to them all.
