So Mr Fry goes off to Harvard University and is awarded the 2011 Lifetime Achievement Award from the Humanist Chaplaincy. But it being Stephen “Stud Muffin” Fry, a young woman can’t help but throw herself at him figuratively in song.

And her banjo serenade means offering her womb to him so she can have lots of little Frys running around, buying Apple products and generally being posh and clever. She’s totally hot for Steve and she’s not afraid of announcing it. In song. To a room full of strangers.