Wikileaks has had a fair bit of press coverage recently due to the ’slightly’ epic amounts of US goverment documents relating to the Iraq war. Naughty Americans!
Not one to shy away from a controversy, Dan Bull weighs in on the latest documents uncovered – Predictably he thinks it’s the best thing since sliced bread and he spends nearly four toe tapping minutes rapping about why.
WTF Japan? WTF!!!??? Does the whole country get baptised in lysergic acid? Even by William Burroughs’s standards this is fucking weird.
You need to watch Naked Lunch just to come down from this and feel normal.
They say that you should never burn your bridges, but no one ever said anything, as far as i can recall, about blowing them up!? So start setting those fuses!
This is a game where you get to plant high explosives and brutally murder soldiers and destroy tanks & jeeps. It’s okay though because they’re obviously baddies. They are most likely Nazi-zombies from Russia or something like that.
Most freaks who love Star Wars have greasy hair, smell of basement mould, are as annoying as Jar-Jar Binks on helium, and have faces that look like Yoda’s nutsack.
You won’t get them doing exercise, but if somehow you tied it into their favourite film series. Hmm…
Who the hell decided to proclaim that breakfast was the most important meal of the day? F#ck that, sleeping in is definitely the best food your brain & body can possibly have after a very long night of abuse from various toxic substances: PERIOD!
BUT, for some of us (yes, it’s not lies!), there is the small problem of ‘WORK’, which however you try, cannot be ignored (after all, that’s what pays for more nights of abuse!), so a well balanced breakfast suddenly becomes a necessity.
I feel so sorry for this man. He’s such a nice chap, and he’s probably a good vet. He means well, so well, and yet he always get it wrong. There’s a famous scene where he kills a man’s prize fish. And another where he puts down the wrong Border Collie.
Then again, I think this woman deserves it. Feeding her little pooch all that rich food…just ain’t right. And that house – she’s one of those absurd posh women who have no grip on reality. Well, get a grip on singed canine hair and the smell of smouldering dog flesh. Breath it in. And never ring that Vet again.
There is a lovely tranquility about this video. It’s something unique to cats, that delicate elegance. You wouldn’t get 2 dogs practising a gentle, conservative martial art. No way. Sniffing each other’s arses? Yep. Biting each others faces? No problem. Beautiful, calm movements…no way.
No wonder they say people with the feline species live longer. They are a tranquil influence on even the most fretted minds. These guys are in combat, allegedly, and still they manage to transfix and reduce stress. And they’re so uniform as well. Anyone could be forgiven for thinking a mirror was involved.
This guy is great. In fact…if I had my way – he’d illuminate everything for me. Anything I ever wanted to know would be delivered to me through the medium of this man’s cheery piano and wonderful lyrics. He’s posh, but boy does he know how to entertain.
There are some great lines here as well. ‘The fees are high, at college, most of the time, so was I’. Genius. If only all politicians could talk like this. You know, like the truth and that. OK – they might not need to play the piano…but it would ruddy help.
