I don’t know what to think of this particular story. At all.
Did he find it? Was it a policeman? Or maybe an unfortunate customs officer plucked it from his bowels during a rigorous border search.
Either way, maybe it’s better to stick to other parts of London where good old-fashioned gun crime reigns supreme.
The fact that this clip of Tom Cruise is closer to the truth than you might think makes it all the better.
“I can fly…Ok? I can fly”
In fact. Is there any actual evidence this footage isn’t the shortarsed Scientologist himself?
Some kids’ parents try and hide the fact their young ones are a bit tubby and geeky. They see it as a failure on their part and an embarassment for the wonderful child.
Not this little guy. Not only has he recognised he resembles an animated cartoon, he’s gone and made an effort to look more like it. Clearly with his parents’ blessing.
This could of course all be a horrible case of ‘wrong place, wrong time’. But, with that neckerchief and yellow number, I very much doubt it.
Unless you hadn’t heard – that age old classic Tron is being remade and released by the end of the year.
It’s probably the coolest, most neon laced fun you can have at the cinema and if that wasn’t enough, Daft Punk are doing the soundtrack this time round.
So, why not indulge in an alternative musical re-hash to get your lips smacking.
When the old religious debate rears its head, none of those ardent believers ever come up with cold hard stats. It’s always allusions to how Christ can help us, how the answer to all our questions is in the Bible.
Well I’m a man of science, and I like irrefutable numbers.
Next time I’m in a discussion with a man holding God’s book, I’ll point him in the direction of this damning graph. Shame on you, Lord!
We’ve all had our dark moments at festivals. In all fairness, they are one of the few places where questionable behaviour is acceptable.
However, this chap has very little excuses. It looks like morning and he doesn’t appear to have consumed his bodyweight in cider.
What’ll he do next? Wash his face in shit?
Is this the most disturbing clip on the internet?
Maybe. What are those large headed Lego Man type things, why is the man’s face censored…and what’s so upsetting about his soup?
The letters WTF were made for images such as these.
Maybe the Karate guy from the last post has given up chopping and taken to playing the keyboard.
It sounds ridiculous and 80s enough – but I’m not too sure about those movements – and that miming?
Oh, and what are those Alien things in the background. Perhaps he should practice more with the Karate. Or lose the outfit altogether. Hm…decide for yourselves.
