We’ve all seen the space saga that helped kickstart the summer blockbuster phenomenon, we all know who’s in it; some droids, some darkside, a little bit of Force, and talking aliens, lots of. But it never sounded as much fun as when it’s retold by this guy’s friend Amanda. She’s amazing.

In her epic retelling Chewie becomes a deformed Ewok, in a plot that involves counsellor puppet masters, farmers, people getting killed, bar planets, brown muppets and big robots and stuff. She’s so close, but also so far, far away.