It’d be good if all office photocopying was as light and airy as this. Ahh – just look at your stress, floating away in perfectly formed, soft shapes. I imagine this is what it would be like being God’s secretary.

It’d be cleaner as well. You know that unmistakeable inky stain you get on your hands after reading the newspapers or a good session at the photocopier? Well replace that with conditioned, spongey palms. Lovely.