Kids never look where they are going. It’s one of the many privileges of being young. Once you’re an adult, there’s no excuse for walking into things and generally being careless. Existence starts being predictable. Plans, responsibilities and foresight all culminate in reason and logic, and things start to get boring.

This woman was probably trying to teach the little one a lesson. Start looking where you’re going, or this’ll happen. Oh, and after that, you’re going to have to learn how to pay bills, and drive a car and fill out tax forms. Christ. Being old is rubbish, isn’t it?