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Well, well. Get your NSFW hunch on because this one’s not only got mutating naked flesh in it, but it’s weird as well. So not only will colleagues/loved ones/the cat think you’re a pervert, which they probably do anyway if they’ve ever looked at your search history.
But the morphing orgy of melting bodies growing out from one another will certainly put you on the 4chan-wouldn’t-even tolerate-this freak list. But don’t worry about all that, it’s worth it for the hot chicks.
Nicholas Cage has never been a favourite actor of mine. Because, well, he can’t act. He cannot act. Not only is he thespianically challenged, but also intensely annoying. This, as you can imagine, is a film which attracts my interest.
A 4 minute trailer for a feature film with Cage losing his mind? I’d book in advance, front row seat and stock up on gargantuan amounts of popcorn. That’d serve him right for ruining The Wickerman. I’m not happy till I see him in a straight-jacket
Hitler is referenced so much they really should start using this scale in politics. Early adopters could possibly be Glenn Beck as everything on that show is already compared to the Nazi’s anyhow.
I wonder, how many megaHitlers would Universal healthcare be?
Wow. Someone got out of the wrong side of bed this morning. Maybe she’s annoyed because Konnie Huq got the X-Factor gig ahead of her. Maybe it’s that special time of the month when women are allowed to be complete arses. Who knows.
She certainly knows how to control a crowd of disillusioned friends and relatives though. She really is just that keen to read out the result. Although, it’s probably more likely she doesn’t give a fuck and just wants to get home. Reality TV fans: make sure you check who the presenter is before you book tickets to go and watch.
There’s a message here. Always read the small print. Especially if you’re dealing with Hollywood stars. They’re used to getting anything they want, whenever they choose – whether that be a dozen white doves, a wellington filed with red M&Ms, or enough cocaine to fell a whale.
Danny De Vito ain’t no different, as this poor producer can attest. There’s a lot I’d do for my work, but male fellatio isn’t one of them. Then again…it IS Danny De Vito. Ah – what the hell.
It’s a good job that KFC is more addictive than crack, otherwise this senile old Colonel might just have ruined their advertising campaign forever. He’s sure doing a good job of not reading whatever basic words were written on a piece of paper for him. Then again, there’s a good chance he’s getting high on his own supply and all that finger lickin chicken and vegetable fat has gone straight to his head.
He certainly sounds finger lickin’ly intoxicated. Cruspy? That’s not even a word. Sanders, did they not teach you English at fast food school? Lay off that popcorn chicken. Anyway – however poor this ad read through is, he’s always going to be immortalised on the side of KFC outlets. Lucky him.
Here we have a futuristic look at the tussles and disharmony between a partially sighted man and a twat
It’s all current and relevant as well, what with the latter’s book release
I hope this video rendering is what Blair missed out
The fact that this clip of Tom Cruise is closer to the truth than you might think makes it all the better.
“I can fly…Ok? I can fly”
In fact. Is there any actual evidence this footage isn’t the shortarsed Scientologist himself?
