
As a general rule the Scottish aren’t all that fond of the English. If you can get one of them to speak to you though, this is the sort of thing you’re likely to hear.
Putting a lock on your bedroom door is probably a good idea too, unless you want anti-English subliminals.
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Well the Golden Globes missed a trick not featuring this little fella in their awards, but hopefully he won’t get overlooked by the Academy.
If Disney do another one of their “The Incredible Journey” films they should defo look this guy up, because he is an absolute pro. In fact, he’s a better actor than Roger Moore ever was.
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If you’re a fan of burly Swedish men in blonde Viking wigs singing Abba, then for one, you might need to get out more. And two, this is your video.
The Spooky Men’s Chorales play the main stage at the Shrewsbury Folk Festival, delivering a vocal performance that will have you reassessing your devotion to the original. Rave!
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Holy crapwad buckets! At one point Jodie Marsh was an annoying, attention-seeking glamour girl and now look how she’s matured into an annoying, attention-seeking bodybuilder.
It’s incredible the life-journey she’s been on, and continues to be on! And just look how bronzed she is, which is a marked improvement on the usual orange.
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When someone asks you to think of the best dinosaur, you know most people are going to say the T-Rex, but it’s got weird, crippled hands that couldn’t pick up an apple, so forget it.
Dan Telfer’s thought about it more than most though, so at his comedy night in Chicago as the crowd shouts out dinosaur after dinosaur, he just pwns them as to why it’s not the daddy.
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When you remove the cookie cutter pop music from this video and replace it with a jaunty piano accordion ditty it becomes infinitely more watchable.
There’s just something about hipsters groving to accordion music that warms the soul.
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What do you get if you mix a goofy-as-hell LMFAO track with a bunch of re-cut scenes from the old He-Man cartoon? Internet gold, that’s what. This blows the “What’s Going On” recut out of the water.
His hair is a wiener, your argument is invalid.
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It’s great to see these two performers reviving the ancient art of hand dancing, which requires you to dress up (or down) in your underwear, place a bottle of beer on the table, put some smeared makeup on, and slam a table as hard as possible.
You may laugh at them but in two months time everyone will be doing this down the discotheque and dancing with your feet will be a thing of mockery.
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