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Usually he’s so amiable and kid-friendly with his little black and white cat. And now look at him, he’s turned into an ugly manifestation of his former self, a bitter, twisted, hateful postman.
If your kids are into Postman Pat, then you’d probably be best to keep them away from your monitor while you laugh your balls off at this. If they catch one glimpse, it’ll scar their developing brains for life.
A tribute to the greatest rugby team in the entire galaxy, stronger than the Jupiter Gases, more brutal than the Saturn Rings, and definitely made of sterner stuff than Uranus. Yes, it’s the All Blacks.
The team that do that silly dance at the beginning of each game just to freak the shit out of their opponents. Well, how about if they had a guitar placed in their hands and were tripping on acid, would they be so scary then?
LOL! Chipmunk-man Gregg Wallace and Australian Droppy John Torode love a bit of in your end-o. What with food being closely related to the sexy-time there’s plenty of opportunity for a bit of nudge-nudge-wink-wink.
Moist squirrels, virgins in all things fishy, it’s all here in the latest episode of Carry On MasterChef. Buttery. Biscuit. Base.
We all know David Bowie is a space oddity, so that makes him the perfect person to be the first man to go and explore our nearest galaxy.
But what’s that, he’s acting like some kind of maniac. Holy Jeebus, you just can’t trust the British in space, especially British rock stars with weird coloured eyes. Just leave him up there.
Ever fancied yourself as a screaming heavy metal god? Of course you have, plenty a lonely night has been spent upsetting the neighbours practising your cries of masculinity. Who doesn’t want to be in a packed stadium with adoring fans chanting your name as you bring the noise and unleash the full power of the Nordic deities of rock.
Maybe the next time you are in a cinema theatre full of strangers in India you should try it out, you might be very surprised to find that you are not alone in your quest to ROCK out like James Hetfield. *devil’s sign!*
It was just a normal Friday night in South London in 1990. But it wasn’t, because this was the night that Louis Theroux, Adam Buxton and Joe Cornish decided to change hip-hop dance culture forever with their moves to Dee Lite’s classic “Groove Is In The Heart”.
To this day it still stands as a watershed moment in the history of dancing, when three men came together and showed the world something beautiful.
He’s taken his sweet time but Sacha Baron Cohen has finally come up with a new character, and it’s climate sceptic Lord Christopher Monckton. Hooray!
Or is it? All is not quite what it seems, either that or Mr Cohen’s make-up team are particularly adept.
Bradley Walsh shows the level of maturity he’s at by pissing himself laughing at the name Fanny Chmelar *snigger*. The man’s literally crying with laughter, like a school boy.
Just think of poor Fanny Chmelar, she’s had to live her whole life with the Bradley Walshes of this world sniggering every time her name is mentioned. But then it’s her own fault, because no matter what her sporting achievements, she’s still called Fanny. Lol.
