Acting clearly isn’t as easy as it looks. Especially when you have to portray about 10 different things all at once. And we’re not talking Gladiator or Indianna Jones, you’re looking at all that effort for a stupid advert.
In fact, I doubt any actor will have had to do so much in such a short period of time. Christian Bale lost his rag when some sound guy got in his way. Imagine him doing all this at the same time? Not a chance. Playing a half-man half-bat in underpants is a doddle compared to what poor old Justin has to do.
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The only positive, moving forward, that you can take from some cringe worthy corporate retreat is watching your boss get pummeled in the face with a paintball gun. Although extreme versions like this, lost at 14,000 ft in the Andes mountains, could have their ‘positives’.
Just make sure your boss and douchebaggery colleagues retreat all the way into the vast, wild jungle while you get some bonding sessions with that leggy blonde from accounts.
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It really looks like standards have been slipping on this hit cooking program recently. That’s right it looks like it has come down to a fatty, a baldy and a hairy. Lets see what they have created for the judges to eat?
Still the proof is in the pudding and you should never judge a book by it’s cover – I’m sure these freaks of fine cusine have something ’special’ on offer to tease our tastebuds?
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I mean, this is a great idea, but it is certainly helped by Steve. Steve looks strangely like he was made to be a ventriloquist’s dummy. Like he’s been waiting for this moment all his life. He looks so calm and happy. And he barely needs the mask – his face is already smooth and dollish. Even when he gets ridiculed, he embraces his role with open arms.
I mean, the comedy from Paul ain’t great – but jokes aside – he’s good at what he does. Whatever happens, though, just don’t ask him to say the letter B. Ventriloquists hate Bs. In ventriloquist school, it doesn’t even appear in the alphabet. True fact.
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Don’t panic, there were no cats hurt by lasers during the filming of this video – They were set to ’stun’!
These kittens suffer from something called Myotonia Congenita, a condition where the sufferer suddenly faints without warning. It’s not a nice disease, so appreciate the levels of dedication these kittens went through to make this video for your enjoyment.
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Most freaks who love Star Wars have greasy hair, smell of basement mould, are as annoying as Jar-Jar Binks on helium, and have faces that look like Yoda’s nutsack.
You won’t get them doing exercise, but if somehow you tied it into their favourite film series. Hmm…
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I feel so sorry for this man. He’s such a nice chap, and he’s probably a good vet. He means well, so well, and yet he always get it wrong. There’s a famous scene where he kills a man’s prize fish. And another where he puts down the wrong Border Collie.
Then again, I think this woman deserves it. Feeding her little pooch all that rich food…just ain’t right. And that house – she’s one of those absurd posh women who have no grip on reality. Well, get a grip on singed canine hair and the smell of smouldering dog flesh. Breath it in. And never ring that Vet again.
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This guy is great. In fact…if I had my way – he’d illuminate everything for me. Anything I ever wanted to know would be delivered to me through the medium of this man’s cheery piano and wonderful lyrics. He’s posh, but boy does he know how to entertain.
There are some great lines here as well. ‘The fees are high, at college, most of the time, so was I’. Genius. If only all politicians could talk like this. You know, like the truth and that. OK – they might not need to play the piano…but it would ruddy help.
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