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Meet Mr A.B.Green aka HLS Master, (that’s High Level Swag for all you normals out there). He’s the man who puts the imp in pimp, he puts the ass in badass.
If you see him chatting to your girlfriend, don’t worry, because a man like this can only repel anyone (or thing) he meets. Even animals will sense that this guy is a super douche of extremely epic proportions and will attack his eyes with a vicious, callous venom, should he get within 2 foot of them.
Mum’s on her way home, it’s been snowing so she might be in a bit of a shitty mood, cold and tired and all that crap. So as an adoring son it is only decent, no in fact it’s your duty, to build a giant snow cock to welcome her home.
Then her response when you tell her you’re putting a video of her reaction on YouTube will be one of maternal pride, a moment of bonding between the child-bearer and her offspring. This is the reason parents have children, for these special moments.
This poor dog knows there’s something wrong. His canine sensors are going haywire, he knows he’s about to be embarassed, but, he doesn’t quite know why. Something isn’t quite right. Everyone’s looking at him and his legs feel weird.
Ah well, he thinks, I’ll just set off anyway. That woman behind the camera seems to think it’d be a good idea, and I can’t stand here forever. Here goes… Oh no, this isn’t right at all. Not at all. What the fuck’s happening to my legs? Jesus. I need a lie down. Stop laughing. No, seriously.
Ahhh, Christmas, a time when families come together and enjoy the goodwill of the festive season, snuggle up inside their homes and feel safe from the elements and danger of the outside world – WRONG!!!
It’s all too easy to get caught up in the moment when it comes to decorating your home in the Christmas period. But did you know that 400 families get attacked by Christmas decorations every festive season. And that’s just in Wyoming.
Pokemon are off the f#cking chain, mofos! This badass biatch ass gangster dude can’t get enough of his Pokemon, the real street heroes. Best we don’t mention to him that it’s for kids!?
Don’t mess with this guy and don’t mess with his Pokemon, because he knows they will f#ck you up. Especially Pikachu. Oh, and Jigglypuff’s hot, yo.
Get ready for some bedazzling bum-chum broomstick action and make with the lolz people as cut-up maverick Cassetteboy sinks his magnetic fangs into the latest Harry Botter and rips it a newbie making it a far more entertaining film in this short trailer than the entire lametard movie franchise in its entirety.
Yeah, that’s right, Harry Potter sucks Voldemort’s hairy ass crack. Still, it makes for an interesting twist in the formulaic plot!
Lego and Star Wars were both synonymous with my childhood. But never intertwined. As the brand grew and grew, Lego started to capture more and more cultural relevance. It doesn’t look the same, and videos like this just serve to feed the hopes of children who stick the little bits of plastic together in the hope they’ll be as exciting as they dream. They never are.
And Jar Jar Binks? He has to be the worst character of all time. I wish Darth Vader would erase him off the face of the cosmos forever. This nifty little clip does well at re-creating some of the best bits from Star Wars, but Jar Jar Binks? Really? He should never be the protagonist of anything. Except his own obituary.
Ah yes, the moment when you ask for the bill in the restaurant. Depending on your monetary standing, you can act one of three ways. 1. Simply place your gold, plastic card on the table and pay the price of the meal, plus a generous tip. 2. Query everything, claim you didn’t have that extra glass of wine, and then grudgingly count out the amount in notes. 3. Run
This here is an interesting strategy which can be shown to be used elsewhere. It’s kind of a more extreme version of number 2. This extreme version is obviously something anyone linked to business or commerce can understand. Being under-paid, clients expecting more of you than is reasonable, not paying you Etc etc. It must be bloody annoying. But it must be better than number 3.
