Ok, so the new Star Wars films were no where near as good as the original ones. I know that, you know that, and George Lucas – if you gave him a few glasses of wine – would admit that as well. Despite them not being as legendary, there’s something all Star Wars films have in common. There are a lot of characters, and they can get fairly complicated what with all those planet names and politics.
This is a novel way to keep things informative, fun, and fresh. By integrating a choral Queen classic with the well-known franchise you have a decidedly high-pitched re-cap of the recent films. And what’s more, you can listen to this, and get straight to watching episodes 4-6 and enjoy some real quality films.
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…..But, in this case, they will also be getting extremely wet, or, if they dont have breathing apparatus – Dying! The world has changed recently – We can’t mock blacks, Jews, and Mexicans anymore, but fortunately, we still have fat people!
So there you are, fat people are now the only objects of our hate left, well, maybe if Fox news has their way, pretty soon we’ll be able to openly kill Muslims on the street and claim self-defence. I can hardly wait! But anyway….back to the fatty on a submarine, submerging FAST!
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It is true – Apple products are undoubtedly a triumph of marketing. Yeah they’re ace and sleek and lovely and easy to use…but we probably think we need the products more than we actually do. So, I present to you, the latest non-released, soon to be packaged and advertised product from Steve Jobs: the iFad.
Of course, you almost certainly did these types of things when you were 3 and sure, it all looks pretty facile and basic. But not when that lovely Apple logo gets its grip on you. Look directly into its smooth curves and, Hey Presto, a product has instant intrinsic value. Im pre-ordering mine now.
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It’s a good job that KFC is more addictive than crack, otherwise this senile old Colonel might just have ruined their advertising campaign forever. He’s sure doing a good job of not reading whatever basic words were written on a piece of paper for him. Then again, there’s a good chance he’s getting high on his own supply and all that finger lickin chicken and vegetable fat has gone straight to his head.
He certainly sounds finger lickin’ly intoxicated. Cruspy? That’s not even a word. Sanders, did they not teach you English at fast food school? Lay off that popcorn chicken. Anyway – however poor this ad read through is, he’s always going to be immortalised on the side of KFC outlets. Lucky him.
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If only all major conflict could be reduced to jerky images and a tinny piano soundtrack. Maybe if the battle between the Taliban and Western armed forces was turned into a silent movie with still frames of dialogue saying ‘Where is Osama!’ and ‘But – what’s this? There AREN’T any nuclear weapons?’ everyone might have a good old chuckle and get on a plane, come home and be done with it.
Maybe it wouldn’t work, maybe it would. Anyway – this sure does. It turns an ace old classic – Star Wars – and makes something new and ace in a totally different way. Of course, I wouldn’t change George Lucas’ masterpiece for the world, but this editing ain’t half entertaining. Enjoy.
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I suppose in any other realm, a heavily armed muscular man with facepaint on, firing said weaponry would be fucking terrfying. Not here. Where do we start? He rolls like my Auntie, he dresses like a child with an unhealthy Action Man passion, and, I’m sorry, but where did that snake come from?
The only thing we do know is that he’s Born For Action. Born for Action. This would be all well and good, but the poor lad doesn’t seem to have any company. He’s probably the owner of the best defended disused quarry in the world. In his head, he thinks having made this video there’ll be a queue of hopeful women and army conscriptors waiting outside his house/barracks/shed. Somehow, I doubt it. But don’t tell him that.
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Parents and kids, it’s a difficult equation to get right at the best of times, but get it wrong and you are setting up a learning behaviour for your child to adhere to later on in life! It’s enough to make you fear for future generations.
Mothers seem to like to to put their kids in inappropriate sexual situations, dads love to get their kids acquainted with wild animals and guns. Why do some people breed?
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I’m not sure what film this is from, but boy does it look a cracker, maybe it’s a Bollywood version of James Bond – where the ridiculous becomes the realistic – I bet Daniel Craig would be jealous of that sword scene…and not to mention the outifts
Hollywood had better watch it’s step, releasing lame action films with actors from the 80’s still trying to look tough. This is what it’s all about. Jumping a jeep into a helicopter, then throwing a sword to chop off a guys arm, real shit!
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