Dom Joly, the star of Trigger Happy TV introduced us to the annoying idiot shouting at the top of his voice on an over-sized mobile phone. He’s an awful lot like Marmite, you either love him or hate him. Now the two essential ingredients are combined to show you how to hone your ‘Haute Cuisine – Hate Cuisine’ skillz in the kitchen.

Forget ‘Epic Meal Time’, those guys would never attempt this. Have you ever tried a squeeze of Marmite when frying mushrooms? It’s a cinch and gives them a real zing! The real question is, can you actually remember where the kitchen is? If you can i suggest you check out more on Marmite’s Facebook page.

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The film about that park full of giant extinct lizards who run amok and spawn 2 sequels gets this neat little infographic about the raptors. What we can take away from it is raptors are obviously awesome, but highly dangerous and predatory.

So if you do decide to create a theme park populated with dinosaurs cloned from the DNA extracted from insects preserved in prehistoric amber, then maybe go easy on the raptors.

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Not sure what sort of balls Philippe Senderos has been playing around with, by the sound of it Joey Barton’s, but what goes on in the shower room should stay in the shower room.

These footballers, if they’re not shagging their brother’s wife or sleeping with ladies of the night, they’re doing unspeakable things on the football pitch.

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Well isn’t this just the darnedest thing you ever did see? A father takes his daughter too see some leopards and after feeding them the dead flesh of the living, the leopards start stalking the little girl. But she thinks it’s all just a big game. Ha!

And you thought playing around with a lazer and your cats was you getting in touch with the animals, well that’s nothing compared to hand-feeding these beasts.

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What are some people prepared to do for some free cash? This summer, Bulmers are running a series of experiments across the country to get people talking. In their latest experiment, in a busy train station, they ask ‘What gets people talking on their commute?’

Can this guy create ‘a mini orchestra’ in the alloted time and get commuters talking, or will he be laughed off the platform? And if you fancy becoming part of this experiment then check it out and sign up on Facebook.

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You’ve not seen the beauty of existence until you’ve seen a hedgehog being bathed with a toothbrush by a muscular man with arm tattoos. Truly, it is a sight worthy of world heritage status, to be protected by the guardians of time for all eternity. Or at least until next week.

But of course, there is the argument that little Max here should be out in the wild eating bugs and carrying around loads of fleas, not being nursed by a fucking goth.

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This guy surely hasn’t watched any live stand-up, otherwise why would you fall asleep in the middle of a comedian’s show? It’s only going to end with you getting ridiculed in front of the whole audience.

But not sure if it’s worse being asleep or awake. If you’re awake you can try to defend yourself, but then you suffer the humiliation of a public pwning. At least asleep what you don’t know can’t hurt you.

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It sounds like the title of a new film from the makers of Sharktopus, but it’s better than that, it’s real. So file it under educational, as this spider deftly wraps its prey in a spindle of web, suffocating the life out of it. And terrifying the life out of you.

It makes you glad you’re not an insect having to fend off hideous spiders just to get by in your day-to-day existence. So just be grateful you life is so dull.

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