I feel so sorry for this man. He’s such a nice chap, and he’s probably a good vet. He means well, so well, and yet he always get it wrong. There’s a famous scene where he kills a man’s prize fish. And another where he puts down the wrong Border Collie.
Then again, I think this woman deserves it. Feeding her little pooch all that rich food…just ain’t right. And that house – she’s one of those absurd posh women who have no grip on reality. Well, get a grip on singed canine hair and the smell of smouldering dog flesh. Breath it in. And never ring that Vet again.
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There is a lovely tranquility about this video. It’s something unique to cats, that delicate elegance. You wouldn’t get 2 dogs practising a gentle, conservative martial art. No way. Sniffing each other’s arses? Yep. Biting each others faces? No problem. Beautiful, calm movements…no way.
No wonder they say people with the feline species live longer. They are a tranquil influence on even the most fretted minds. These guys are in combat, allegedly, and still they manage to transfix and reduce stress. And they’re so uniform as well. Anyone could be forgiven for thinking a mirror was involved.
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This guy is great. In fact…if I had my way – he’d illuminate everything for me. Anything I ever wanted to know would be delivered to me through the medium of this man’s cheery piano and wonderful lyrics. He’s posh, but boy does he know how to entertain.
There are some great lines here as well. ‘The fees are high, at college, most of the time, so was I’. Genius. If only all politicians could talk like this. You know, like the truth and that. OK – they might not need to play the piano…but it would ruddy help.
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This would be a road test to end all road tests, saving the world from the devastation wrought by an out of control weather machine. If a car can save the world from the impending apocalypse then that certainly beats being able to take a corner at 60mph.
It’s like the mutant motorized bastard offspring of Snake Plissken and Frodo Baggins. Bet it could kick Optimus Prime’s ass as well.
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Man I love these RSA animations. Not sure if it’s that satisfyingly squeaky pen. Or the amazing drawings. Maybe its the amazing ability at conveying one of those ‘Ohh Yeah’ points that people might say in other contexts, but you just don’t get. Not sure.
One thing’s for sure: if these videos were used in lectures, everyone would be around 40% cleverer. For sure. Awesome images to couple an interesting point. Funny as well. Education system sorted.
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The man has a point. The Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement would be a nasty little ruling governing international property right law. This man describes himself as ‘unsigned, unsignable geek rapper and activist’ and yet he’s managed to put this excellent few mintues together.
And filmed on a budget of…well…nothing and with the help of friends and colleagues. He wants to make a living from his music, but wants to share it for free. Come on. Let’s put our hands in our pockets. Let’s have a whip round.
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Wagner, Vagner, or whatever his name isn’t, is such an oddball. He’s like a cross between Ron Jeremy and Dog the Bounty Hunter. He can’t really speak English, and, apart from being able to reproduce roughly the same outfit week in week out, he is incapable of singing in a normal fashion.
Whatever he’s done right or wrong, though, he’s clearly had an affect on one of the world’s smartest minds. Indeed, star of QI and, well, breakdowns in Brussels – Fry is a fan of the long-haired warbler. ‘A journey of connecting all kinds of emotional shapes’, ey? Well we just thought it was a crazy Hispanic man who had slipped through the dubious net of X-Factors ‘talent’ pool. Each to his own.
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City’s Sheikh owners probably have enough money to buy gold plated footballers. They don’t need to worry about bargains, good deals or value for money. But, perhaps unexpectedly, the towel headed money guzzlers may just have bagged themselves a 2 for 1 deal.
In securing Joe Hart, they clearly have a man who can both stop goals AND run the 100 metres. Maybe they could cash in money on off days when he enters races and tournaments. Usain Bolt: watch your back.
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