WINNING!!! We’re all winning now because the internet is full to the brim with Charlie Sheen winning and snorting 7 gram rocks up his eyeballs. You can’t search for a cat video or some pr0n without Charlie rearing his manic head.

And so it goes. Here’s the celestial being himself with that other popular Charlie of cultural memeage. Charley from those infomercials. Someone needs to mix the Prodigy track “Charley Says” with Mr Sheen in. We’re see who’s winning then.