When it comes to earth-destroying weapons, the sort that could annihilate a city just by flying past it and shouting “Boo!”, they’re usually quite high up on the badass scale. Let’s say very nearly all the way up to eleven.

But this nuke isn’t quite getting the whole terrifying, world shattering vibe that should be its default setting. And as for the mushroom cloud, it’s more like a pink penis cloud.