“I say old chap, I’m terribly sorry to do this to such a spiffing fella as yourself, but you wouldn’t chuffing well like to give me the funds you have stashed away in that there till? Would be awfully bloody nice of you. Cup of Rosey Lee after will sort you right out, and I’ll jolly well come and pay you back when I can”

If only all hold-ups were as pleasant as this one. What a charming time they seem to be having, you almost forget he’s taking this man’s livelihood. Warms the cockles of your heart to see some good manners in the criminal underworld.