
Nothing says it’s Christmas like the crew of HMS Ocean singing the Mariah Carey Christmas classic, draped in tinsel, dressed as presents, sitting on the toilet — it doesn’t matter what they do.
So come on, get those hands in the air, wave ‘em like you just don’t care and sing along with the guys and girls from the Royal Navy. Christmas No.1 ftw.
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Every Chrimbo the Disciples love to get together and have a few jars, slap each other on the back and talk about the good old days.
And it’s good times all round until you-know-who turns up to lord it up like the son of God. Jesus can be such a douche on his birthday.
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The world’s greatest idiot arrives in the virtual world of the computer game Skyrim, and as per his modus operandi he sort of moans his way through.
Ricky and Steve could milk a third season of their Karl Pilkington franchise cash cow here: An Idiot in Video Games.
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As soon as you see the title for this vid you know it’s going to be fun times all the way. So here’s the question: What is the minimum amount of road needed to connect these four towns together?
It’s known as the Motorway Problem or Steiner Problem and it makes maths fun. Seriously. Enjoy!
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If you’re one of those people who shed salt tears for weeks on end at the death of the people’s princess, then you might get a little peeved at this.
But if you do, then it just goes to show what a spineless, humourless piece of human crud you really are. For the rest of us, enjoy.
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It’s a pretty simple formula that Patrice O’Neal has for telling how hot a white woman is. Some people aren’t going to like it but he sure is the funny. The way to test how funny is to see how much your stomach hurts after watching this.
As he states, people remember a missing white woman but if you’re another nationality and you disappear off the face of the earth, well you better hope your family cares for you a lot, because no one else does.
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If you’re thinking generously this Christmas and you want to buy your little one a bike for them to get all excited about on Christmas morning, then you might want to go somewhere else other than Halfords.
There are stories of people buying bikes where Halfords have put the forks on backwards, so this advert is a more accurate portrayal than the original one.
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This may come as a surprise to some people, but on the internet folks like to argue. Yep, it’s true. I know, shocking isn’t it, it’s hard to believe that anyone can disagree. But they can.
And so icons of Star Trek and Star Wars recently took to the internet arguing that their franchise reigned supreme. When things got personal, George Takei–the only actor who has worked in both–stepped in to broker the peace by identifying a mutual threat.
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