Will you look at this, a video that combines two cool things — video games and street art. They’ve leapt on the zeitgeist, namely Banksy-style stencils and NES nostalgia, and swung it about their heads until it’s flown off into space.
But *serious face* there is something to be learned here. And that is, never stamp on a stranger’s painting or you will be crushed under fist of a giant animated pixel-stencil. Be warned.
Some of us have useless skills like, I dunno, the ability to operate on the human brain or investigate the cosmos using innovative technologies. And then some of us have useful, valuable skills.
You know the sort, like God had singled this person out for a purpose, to advance the human race for the benefit of generations to come. And this man is one of those people. Because he can fit twenty quarters in his belly button.
Problem?
It’s a subject often ignored, the elephant in the chat room, but now this brave and bold video is finally confronting the dreaded blight that is corrupting the nation and destroying families throughout the world.
Yes, it’s the evil that is social networking and how it’s tearing babies away from their mother’s teat and eradicating the very moral fibre that keeps society from eating each other’s faces off.
I can ‘almost’ guarantee that you have never seen the like of this before, i’m surprised that we haven’t seen more of this, the internet could almost be made for this kind of content – Amazing!
It’s SO simple, a girl, a bedroom, some music, dancing & some fine examples of the female form! I can see this sort of thing catching on! remember, you saw it here first!
Nowt more impressive than shit getting blown up, is there? If your answer was “nope” then you were so wrong. Because there is something more impressive than shit getting blown up. And that’s shit getting blown up in slow-mo.
Not literally shit, that would be pretty gross, but things like an Xbox exploding into fragments to symbolise the death of console gaming or some such semantic craziness. Anyway, kudos to the photographer Dan Saelinger, it’s short but so very, very sweet.
You know it’s Christmas when the epic meal guys build a house made from the succulent flesh of a smorgasbord of slaughtered animals; including bacon, bacon, sausages, bacon, ham, pork meat, bacon, beef, bacon…om.
Just remember many animals were necessarily killed to feed these gluttonous meat-eating monsters. The New Year can only hold metabolic self-destruction, ruptured hearts, and solidified intestines for these brave men and women. Let’s hope they continue their honourable search for death by fast food seppuku.
Have you heard about that new movie coming out with Natalie Portman, where she’s a ballet dancer who loses her mind? Yeah, me neither. But there is one and it’s got a Portman/Mila Kunis cud-munching scene.
Starting to sound a little more intriguing now, huh? Well, don’t bother going to see it, got that sex scene for you right here. How’s that for money saving ideas over the festive season? Happy perving.
When you’ve just made the beast with two backs, done some horizontal jogging, played hide the sausage, then you want the world to know about it, right?
And what better way to express your virility than to put that hot love action into a song and shout it from the rooftops; let your friends know, your parents, your wife.
