This poor dog knows there’s something wrong. His canine sensors are going haywire, he knows he’s about to be embarassed, but, he doesn’t quite know why. Something isn’t quite right. Everyone’s looking at him and his legs feel weird.
Ah well, he thinks, I’ll just set off anyway. That woman behind the camera seems to think it’d be a good idea, and I can’t stand here forever. Here goes… Oh no, this isn’t right at all. Not at all. What the fuck’s happening to my legs? Jesus. I need a lie down. Stop laughing. No, seriously.
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So, TRON: Legacy’s coming out in case you hadn’t noticed the trailers flooding the internet at regular intervals. And it seems like Disney has used every opportunity possible to merchandise everything they possibly can, from light-trail-leaving mouse pads to keyboards to women’s shoes.
But, all of that woeful garbage fades into neon trails of insignificance compared to this: the Tron Lightcycle. Come one, don’t be all cynical and mature, you don’t need to be a fanboy to appreciate this. It’s all fun and games until you career off the road and crash into the school bus, ending in a fireball that they can see in the next state.
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Ahhh, Christmas, a time when families come together and enjoy the goodwill of the festive season, snuggle up inside their homes and feel safe from the elements and danger of the outside world – WRONG!!!
It’s all too easy to get caught up in the moment when it comes to decorating your home in the Christmas period. But did you know that 400 families get attacked by Christmas decorations every festive season. And that’s just in Wyoming.
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It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” – In case you weren’t aware, that beer you’re guzzling every chance you get–well, if it’s either Grolsch, Peroni or Miller–is doing damage to the world’s poor.
Another instance of the first world ripping off the third that basically amounts to the beer company SABMiller dodging taxes in India and African and depriving them of aid. So it’s time to get all hysterical and start screaming “Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the children!!”.
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I love stuff like this, it’s another of those meaningful emotional indie games that have minimal gaming elements but the propensity to make you cry like a baby (if you’re so inclined).
Anyway, this one has you saving a bunch of apple picking Mexicans from Nazis! The music will lull you into a feeling that it is essential that you play this for the rest of your life!
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This guy’s got some sweet skills, so good you’ll want to study the video in slow-motion just to see if he’s got a string attached to that ball he’s so miraculously twirling around his feet.
It doesn’t matter if he’s sitting down or standing up, he elevates kicking a ball to a fine art. AWESOME!
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Nicholas Cage has never been a favourite actor of mine. Because, well, he can’t act. He cannot act. Not only is he thespianically challenged, but also intensely annoying. This, as you can imagine, is a film which attracts my interest.
A 4 minute trailer for a feature film with Cage losing his mind? I’d book in advance, front row seat and stock up on gargantuan amounts of popcorn. That’d serve him right for ruining The Wickerman. I’m not happy till I see him in a straight-jacket
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Pokemon are off the f#cking chain, mofos! This badass biatch ass gangster dude can’t get enough of his Pokemon, the real street heroes. Best we don’t mention to him that it’s for kids!?
Don’t mess with this guy and don’t mess with his Pokemon, because he knows they will f#ck you up. Especially Pikachu. Oh, and Jigglypuff’s hot, yo.
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