I could do that. Easy. Well, when I say I could do that, I actually I mean I absolutely cannot do that and could never do it in a million years even if I spent day and night practicing every little aspect of it in the hope of performing what we witness in the video.
It’s mind boggling. Also, when you see break dancers, they usually wear a little hat to protect their head when they do the spin thing. This guy doesn’t need one. Jeez, the muscles in his neck must be stronger than all the strength in my body put together. Well…I bet he can’t roll his tongue. I can.
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School field trips are always debatable days of boredom, kids being sick on the coach and arguments. No one wants to be there, not the kids, the teachers, or the people involved at whereever you’ve decided to visit. Indeed, school trips should be crap. But never racist.
The story this fella tells is hilarious. Yeah it harks to the dark days of slavery and the old stereotypes of ‘cotton pickers’, but if you can recount the tale in this way, it’s pure stand up material. OK, I know, he’s sitting down. But Chris Rock, eat your heart out – this guy knows how to tell a story.
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So this is why China produces better, miniaturized versions of the things we make. It’s because they’re smaller. Makes sense really. Smaller people make smaller, more efficient things. Simple.
I wish I could own an army of those guys to improve all aspects of my tech life. Or maybe just to clean my house for me. Surely Samsung can’t be the only ones to benefit. Forget cuts to spending and benefits, the government should introduce a team of mini workers to each household in Britain. We’d have more time to work and spend money, thus boosting the economy. Sounds viable to me.
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Wow. If you were a lady dog, you know, a bitch, who had perhaps had a little too much fun and gone home with a questionable man dog, you would not want to wake up and discover it to look like this. Not only is it quivering, but some fairly ropey sounds are emanating from it’s nose and mouth.
Or maybe, as the title suggests, this dog is in fact possessed by some evil spirit. Maybe Satan himself. The dog version. Whatever the diagnosis, he’s pretty embarassed once he wakes up. Poor pooch.
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There’s a message here. Always read the small print. Especially if you’re dealing with Hollywood stars. They’re used to getting anything they want, whenever they choose – whether that be a dozen white doves, a wellington filed with red M&Ms, or enough cocaine to fell a whale.
Danny De Vito ain’t no different, as this poor producer can attest. There’s a lot I’d do for my work, but male fellatio isn’t one of them. Then again…it IS Danny De Vito. Ah – what the hell.
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Wouldn’t it be awesome if you knew exactly what your pets were thinking. If they could express their thoughts in logical sentences. Dog’s really would become a man’s best friend, as you could agree on stuff and discuss house matters.
Either that or it would just descend into a chaotic din. Your parakeet screeching complaints in the corner whilst the cat slags you off from behind as the goldfish sings hymns. Thinking about it, just watch this video. And be content with that. Animals are almost certainly better seen and not…spoken to.
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This dog seems to think he needs to get his legs moving, despite it being decidedly aloft from the escalator’s metal surface. This is why dogs aren’t humans. A man can make a simple decision about an escalator. How it works, how to use it.
Then again, in its simplicity, a dog can enjoy many advantages. Like having the easiest life imaginable. I mean, who gets CARRIED on an escalator. Not you, not me. This dog may appear stupid, but it knows what it has to do to secure an easy life. Any more intrinsic intelligence, and life gets harder.
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Some people just have skills. Abilities. Derren Brown can read your mind. Cristiano Ronaldo can beat a whole team of players and stick it in the net. Well…you know that impossible second ‘I’m no Superman’ in the Scrubs theme tune? I know a guy who can come in on it. Nails it in one.
Edarem is up there with the greats. He’s been incarcerated in the past for his odd videos that have wowed the internet community, but he’s still got the skills. Watch and admire.
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