They say the Mother’s bond with her baby is sacred. Well, not if you have an ace Dad like this. “Oh, hey Junior, what was your earliest memory?” “Me, my brother and my Dad dancing like twats”. Look at them – their brains are synced effortlessly.
I bet Michael Jackson couldnt dance before he could walk. Well, these fellas can. Ring up Simon Cowell, get on the blower to Britain’s Got Talent and sign them up. It’s the new version of John and Edward. The talented version.
Eminem’s lost his way a bit hasn’t he? That whole sleeping pill addiction must have really hit his career hard. When he was away, not making albums, I assumed he was recovering to come back stronger than ever.
Alas not, he appears in his latest music video to be a shadow of his former self. He’s so intoxicated, in fact, his accent is slurred beyond recognition. The music’s suffering as well. Poor Slim Shady. Get well soon.
Sozzled, tipsy, wankered, pissed, three sheets to the wind, bladdered, drunk. Whatever you call it, we all like an evening on the old sauce. And sci-fi guys are no different. They may look different, but whether you’re in Lord of the Rings, in Space or in your front room in Manchester – alcohol transcends all life and existence.
And which narrow-minded fool is content with Earthly concoctions anyway? This video makes even the most exciting cocktail look drab. I want to try some ‘wake-up juice’. And not to mention that weird Dragon goo. There’s so many dimensions of drunk yet to be discovered!
And, sticking with the decent commercial theme, we have another successful ad. The theme here? Fun. And lots of it. With Creme. And half naked men and women. Ok, so the women look better than the men. But, yeah, fun is the theme.
Until Bruce Willis comes along with his camp doubting ways. You don’t like whipped creme? No bikini clad ladies for you then my friend. Get out. On your bike. I guess you’ll have to stick to ‘natural’ creme. Loser.
They seem all cuddly and chubby, sitting around all day on their bums munching bamboo. But this is what Pandas are actually capable of. Despite ‘Panda’ food looking nothing if not a bit dodgy, you’d definitely go for it if you were faced with 5 foot of fur and muscle.
These types of ad campaigns are always successful. Funny, repetitive and with a good central character. It’d make you want to watch programmes to see the latest development in the ad in between. And what do we have? An annoying Go Compare tenor and a talking Meerkat. Great.
They may look cute to the likes of you and me, but it’s all about the presentation and the subtle enforcement of perception – get that wrong and you have FAIL! on your hands!
Self-shooting in the bedroom is always fraught with difficulties, next time you are looking for the right angle to convey your hawtness i’d suggest you check there isn’t a mirror in the background giving it all away…
Kids never look where they are going. It’s one of the many privileges of being young. Once you’re an adult, there’s no excuse for walking into things and generally being careless. Existence starts being predictable. Plans, responsibilities and foresight all culminate in reason and logic, and things start to get boring.
This woman was probably trying to teach the little one a lesson. Start looking where you’re going, or this’ll happen. Oh, and after that, you’re going to have to learn how to pay bills, and drive a car and fill out tax forms. Christ. Being old is rubbish, isn’t it?
Jesus Christ. If it’s not the Pope or one of his aides then it’s the bloody Bishops who are saying outrageous things. Slandering the Queen, Mother Teresa and saying strange nonsense ain’t going to win you any votes with the aetheists.
But I suppose these folk can say whatever they like cos God’s on their side. They can promote aids and deny scientific evidence til the cows come home. God’s like the best top trump card. You just can’t beat him.
