It’s a good job that KFC is more addictive than crack, otherwise this senile old Colonel might just have ruined their advertising campaign forever. He’s sure doing a good job of not reading whatever basic words were written on a piece of paper for him. Then again, there’s a good chance he’s getting high on his own supply and all that finger lickin chicken and vegetable fat has gone straight to his head.
He certainly sounds finger lickin’ly intoxicated. Cruspy? That’s not even a word. Sanders, did they not teach you English at fast food school? Lay off that popcorn chicken. Anyway – however poor this ad read through is, he’s always going to be immortalised on the side of KFC outlets. Lucky him.
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If only all major conflict could be reduced to jerky images and a tinny piano soundtrack. Maybe if the battle between the Taliban and Western armed forces was turned into a silent movie with still frames of dialogue saying ‘Where is Osama!’ and ‘But – what’s this? There AREN’T any nuclear weapons?’ everyone might have a good old chuckle and get on a plane, come home and be done with it.
Maybe it wouldn’t work, maybe it would. Anyway – this sure does. It turns an ace old classic – Star Wars – and makes something new and ace in a totally different way. Of course, I wouldn’t change George Lucas’ masterpiece for the world, but this editing ain’t half entertaining. Enjoy.
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I suppose in any other realm, a heavily armed muscular man with facepaint on, firing said weaponry would be fucking terrfying. Not here. Where do we start? He rolls like my Auntie, he dresses like a child with an unhealthy Action Man passion, and, I’m sorry, but where did that snake come from?
The only thing we do know is that he’s Born For Action. Born for Action. This would be all well and good, but the poor lad doesn’t seem to have any company. He’s probably the owner of the best defended disused quarry in the world. In his head, he thinks having made this video there’ll be a queue of hopeful women and army conscriptors waiting outside his house/barracks/shed. Somehow, I doubt it. But don’t tell him that.
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It’s not often you see the sight of another car flying over your head and landing directly in front of you. You’re not exactly going to see it in rush hour are you? Well I doubt even in this crazy hobby you get to see such a spectacle.
So savour it. I guess it’s the best way of overtaking – the direct route. Takes some skill… and even more balls. Maybe the Stig has quickly found something else to do with his time
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Parents and kids, it’s a difficult equation to get right at the best of times, but get it wrong and you are setting up a learning behaviour for your child to adhere to later on in life! It’s enough to make you fear for future generations.
Mothers seem to like to to put their kids in inappropriate sexual situations, dads love to get their kids acquainted with wild animals and guns. Why do some people breed?
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I’m not sure what film this is from, but boy does it look a cracker, maybe it’s a Bollywood version of James Bond – where the ridiculous becomes the realistic – I bet Daniel Craig would be jealous of that sword scene…and not to mention the outifts
Hollywood had better watch it’s step, releasing lame action films with actors from the 80’s still trying to look tough. This is what it’s all about. Jumping a jeep into a helicopter, then throwing a sword to chop off a guys arm, real shit!
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Here we have a futuristic look at the tussles and disharmony between a partially sighted man and a twat
It’s all current and relevant as well, what with the latter’s book release
I hope this video rendering is what Blair missed out
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Sometimes you just really really need fast food
You can’t explain it, but when you get that niggling, aching urge – nothing can prevent you from satisfying your desire
Not even glass
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