Soooo, Heroes the TV show—remember that? It started off amaze-brills with the 1st season and then proceeded to crap all over its loyal fans with terrible storylines.

Welllll it’s coming back, jumping back on the superhero bandwagon and hoping to emulate the success of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Reportedly, one of the new hero’s powers is going to be the ability to turn a deadhorse into a TV show by incessantly flogging it.

neondiamond101 has a few things to say about why this has made him wet his pants…