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Yesterday we brought you part one of this hard hitting police drama that makes The Wire look like a pre-school children’s TV series. And now, you lucky souls, here’s episode 2.
In this gripping episode they are set upon by a man with a knife, who pretends he’s just walking along the street with his girlfriend. But these guys didn’t get to where they are by ignoring telltale signs like that.
South London is a war-torn urban morass full of crime, hate, and squalor. It’s mostly been abandoned by humankind except for a few feral beings who roam the vast wastelands of Croydon, looking for an angry fix.
But, helping to keep a semblance of civilisation in this post-apocalyptic theme park is Duncan and McCoy, two of the finest, bravest and honest police officers on the beat. They’re helping to make neighbourhoods neighbourly again.
Mr Brooker expertly analyses and demonstrates how TV news is just a fluff of soundbites, animated charts, and stupid camera shots, endlessly repeated no matter what dreary piece of parping crud is touting itself as “news”.
Charlie Brooker should think getting together a ragtag band of anti-heroes that include him, Chris Morris, Stewart Lee, and Joni Mitchell and go about taking over the world.
It’s too easy to ridicule the wobbly chinned, doughy chavsters that inhabit the Jeremy Kyle Show, they get all the suffering they’ll ever need just by looking in the mirror.
So better to embrace them and direct your hatred towards Mr Lowlife himself, Jezza Kyle and the TV network that makes loads of money off the back of these people’s pain and fuck ups. That’s right, riotous indignation!
Holy glittering vampire penises! This girl’s reaction to the trailer is an epic journey fraught with emotion — and this is just the trailer. Just imagine what she’ll be like in the cinema? She’ll explode with teenage desire and despair. That’s if she can fit in the theatre in the first place.
One day, hopefully, she’ll look back at this video with utter horror and think, why did I embarrass myself in front of the internets like a dribbling, blubbering snorlax? This’ll probably stay online until the sun explodes and then all our digital data will be transposed to the cosmos for all eternity. Ah well, we all make mistakes.
So your mate’s got a new girlfriend, she’s super hot, she’s seems smart, but there’s one little thing that could be a bit of a problem. He met her in a chatroom and it turns out she’s not quite the age he thought she was.
And not just a little younger either, but you know, say ten years. But who meets future girlfriends in a chatroom anyway? You’ve got to be some kind of desperate freak to be hanging around those places. Everyone knows stalking girls on Facebook is the classy thing to do.
To bust a cap in yo sorry aiss. People think of Doctor Who and they think what a well-mannered English gent he is. But people forget just what a badass, gun-toting gangsta he was. No matter what get-up he’s busting he’ll be holding some futuristic firearm.
They see him traversing the space-time continuum, they hatin’. Don’t mess with the good doctor or he will superfly yo’ pathetic face into the middle of the next millennium.
Improv Everywhere live up to their name by taking 23 actors and 2 dogs into the public space of Prospect Park in Park Slope, Brooklyn, NYC and went on “mute” at selected intervals.
The result is a lot of confused people wondering just what the heck someone slipped into their coffee while they weren’t looking. This is one to try in the office, just don’t tell the boss.
