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Halloween’s approaching, which means lots of girls in skimpy clothes — bonus — and you get to scare the living crap out of your buddies and little bro, and no one can bust your ass for it.
But instead of having to go about the labourious business of setting up a trick, use this instead and do it from the comfort of your own basement. It’s a total WIN-WIN situation!
Wagner, Vagner, or whatever his name isn’t, is such an oddball. He’s like a cross between Ron Jeremy and Dog the Bounty Hunter. He can’t really speak English, and, apart from being able to reproduce roughly the same outfit week in week out, he is incapable of singing in a normal fashion.
Whatever he’s done right or wrong, though, he’s clearly had an affect on one of the world’s smartest minds. Indeed, star of QI and, well, breakdowns in Brussels – Fry is a fan of the long-haired warbler. ‘A journey of connecting all kinds of emotional shapes’, ey? Well we just thought it was a crazy Hispanic man who had slipped through the dubious net of X-Factors ‘talent’ pool. Each to his own.
The Minnesota State Fair, a place to get totally ripped, throw caution to the wind of change, forget about a little thing called YouTube, and just cut loose and bust some fabulous moves like it was your birth right.
Then reap the humiliation. In the Age Of Internet no where is safe. Not even Minnesota………. Oh. Dear. Me.
Talk about a ‘tight’ chick! – See a penny, pick it up, then a bunch of strangers in bunny costumes, banging drums, singing and dancing like a marching band of merry freaks come out of nowhere and scare the crap out of you.
Thank God she didn’t take any psychedelics that morning, otherwise this could’ve turned nasty. Seriously. WTF!?!
Stewart Lee has to be one of the world’s best stand-ups. He doesn’t just rely on observational crap like Michael Chub-faced McIntyre et al. He’s witty, persceptive and clever.
Here he architects a fantastic joke about the light fingered Joe Pasquale. In fact, it’s obviously the end of his set, but he manages to get numerous gags out. And he’s right, if Joe Pasquale was in your garden, you wouldn’t ask him to leave – the joe doesn’t work for him. So Pasquale gets outed on many levels. Poor to thieve in the first place, worse to not be able to execute it. I bet he winced when he watched this, whilst 300 and odd thousand others laugh.
You have to admire this players…chest control (ahem). I’ve always said there should be more women in football. It’s only fair, isn’t it? I mean, they’re no inferior to us, are they?
Ok, it might have something to do with what happens in this video, but still – equality has never looked so good. Attractive women of the world: take your exams, don the shirt and start pulling out the yellows and reds. Oh, and remember: no sports bras allowed.
The man has a point. Sports guys are always the most macho (aka homophobic) but it’s them that spend so much time in the company of bare male flesh. And how about all the ridiculous connotations linked to being gay. It’s all a bit medieval isn’t it?
Besides, he’s right. It doesn’t get more macho than shagging another man. To really prove you’re masculine and comfortable with your sexuality, you need to get with another bloke. Do it. Get bumming, or be forced to accept your homosexuality.
School field trips are always debatable days of boredom, kids being sick on the coach and arguments. No one wants to be there, not the kids, the teachers, or the people involved at whereever you’ve decided to visit. Indeed, school trips should be crap. But never racist.
The story this fella tells is hilarious. Yeah it harks to the dark days of slavery and the old stereotypes of ‘cotton pickers’, but if you can recount the tale in this way, it’s pure stand up material. OK, I know, he’s sitting down. But Chris Rock, eat your heart out – this guy knows how to tell a story.
