Now there’s nothing wrong with a rainbow society that celebrates the varied cultures of this multifarious earth that we all inhabit. But the line has to be drawn at Muslamic ray guns. What next, shooting concentrated Sharia law lazers from their beards and Jihad from their eyes?
It’s well know that the EDL have one single brain cell that they distribute amongst their members on a time share basis, but ray guns? They could be onto something here. Maybe they should all go work for Fox news, it sounds like the sort of dedicated investigative journalism that channel is championed and admired for.
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Yeah, those Kesha clones are a real drag, getting glitter in your beer and generally staggering about and treading on your foot and stuff with high heels. Her annoying pop guff has a lot to answer for.
They’re whiner and annoying and they won’t even put out, which would make the whole thing OK. Instead we all have to suffer, the best way to deal with it is to drink more beer. Glitter-free, hopefully.
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So Mr Fry goes off to Harvard University and is awarded the 2011 Lifetime Achievement Award from the Humanist Chaplaincy. But it being Stephen “Stud Muffin” Fry, a young woman can’t help but throw herself at him figuratively in song.
And her banjo serenade means offering her womb to him so she can have lots of little Frys running around, buying Apple products and generally being posh and clever. She’s totally hot for Steve and she’s not afraid of announcing it. In song. To a room full of strangers.
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The short but eventful life of Bieber has been filled with all that is truly great about the human spirit. Adversity, being really small and a bunch of other stuff that justifies the movie, so the producers can cash that cow.
Just in time before his balls head south and he’s just another washed up crack head bi-winning and snorting porn stars up his ear. Because it’ll happen. It happens to them all.
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Who knew that fat chump from that excruciatingly insipid Halifax advert was such a fat ass MC, blud. Just check him and his crew out in the new Halifax ad where they’ve taken a different musical direction.
Instead of guffing about, high-fiving each other because their boss just creamed off another $6 billion bonus out of his limp todger, they’re keeping it street with a bit of the old dubstep. Ker-ching.
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Most people think Fireman Sam is just some dumb kids’ TV show, featuring an animated Welsh fireman teaching the young ‘uns how to stifle a pan fire and live in small town communities without going on some murderous rampage.
But he’s actually a seminal hip-hop artist responsible for reigniting a stale scene with his groundbreaking hit ‘It’s Tricky”. Way before Goldie Lookin’ Chain made Welsh rap an international laughing stock. It’s all in the flame, yo.
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Just because you’re bald and old, and your wife looks like a gremlin doesn’t mean you can’t bust some moves on the dance floor and show those young ‘uns how to have a good time.
This guy’s got all the moves; the spirit fingers, the twirling the missus, the rolling hands, the wave your arms over your head like a fairy with broken wings. Legend.
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Well, it’s only taken four years for a metal version of this to come out. But, sometimes, it’s worth the wait. So grab your air guitar, turn the volume all the way up to eleven , kick over the air amp and let’s rawk!
This song needs to be added to the next edition of Guitar Hero so we can all enjoy some of this badassery. For those about to rock, we mosh you.
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