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It was a time when a children’s cartoon about magic talking ponies became an epic opera across the infinity of space. My Little Pony has never sounded so badass.
But that’s what happens when you synch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (awww) with the StarCraft 2 cinematic launch trailer. You get the power of awesome.
So Mr Fry goes off to Harvard University and is awarded the 2011 Lifetime Achievement Award from the Humanist Chaplaincy. But it being Stephen “Stud Muffin” Fry, a young woman can’t help but throw herself at him figuratively in song.
And her banjo serenade means offering her womb to him so she can have lots of little Frys running around, buying Apple products and generally being posh and clever. She’s totally hot for Steve and she’s not afraid of announcing it. In song. To a room full of strangers.
Now this looks like an Oscar winning movie, with no doubt some superb performances from some of the finest young actors and actresses from merry olde England.
And if nothing else, the film should win some sort of accolade, maybe a Nobel prize or Pulitzer, for the title. It’s not just naked women and money shots that the porn industry gifts us all with, but also some incredible puns. Lest we forget.
The short but eventful life of Bieber has been filled with all that is truly great about the human spirit. Adversity, being really small and a bunch of other stuff that justifies the movie, so the producers can cash that cow.
Just in time before his balls head south and he’s just another washed up crack head bi-winning and snorting porn stars up his ear. Because it’ll happen. It happens to them all.
You know manners? Well how much do you pay for them? You don’t pay anything, do you. Because good manners cost nothing. Not one penny. But you don’t care, you still don’t use them because you think manners are a be fey, a bit old fashioned.
Well, let’s say you were confronted by a 500 pound hyperalloy combat chassis hunk of cyborg hate from the future, you’d probably find your manners then, wouldn’t you? Otherwise, you’d be…terminated.
When it came to God dishing out impressions of rabid dogs that could frighten the terminator, this guy was first on the list. Not content with just explaining the story he practically turns into the dogs in question in some kind of method acting metamorphosis.
And just look at his long-suffering wife. Pushed aside as he gets caught up in his intense performance. In makes you wonder, maybe this man is actually a dog impersonating a human. Reerarararererarae!
When it comes to earth-destroying weapons, the sort that could annihilate a city just by flying past it and shouting “Boo!”, they’re usually quite high up on the badass scale. Let’s say very nearly all the way up to eleven.
But this nuke isn’t quite getting the whole terrifying, world shattering vibe that should be its default setting. And as for the mushroom cloud, it’s more like a pink penis cloud.
WINNING!!! We’re all winning now because the internet is full to the brim with Charlie Sheen winning and snorting 7 gram rocks up his eyeballs. You can’t search for a cat video or some pr0n without Charlie rearing his manic head.
And so it goes. Here’s the celestial being himself with that other popular Charlie of cultural memeage. Charley from those infomercials. Someone needs to mix the Prodigy track “Charley Says” with Mr Sheen in. We’re see who’s winning then.
